Umm...Norga?

The biggest challenge with a language is not to understand, but to be understood.
That said; go for Bokmål to be understood by (almost) everybody.

bokmål, nynorsk og dialekt har jo ikke samme setningsstruktur? Dialekter er jo dialekter fordi de kan variere grammatisk fra hverandre

nynorsk is pronounced "ninoshk" if you teach people about norwegian language, at least pronounce correctly

Åt helvete med en massa tramsdialekter. Länge leve rensvenskan (utan främlingsinfluenser)!

Like your pronunciation of "pent"! :D

THIS COUNTRY IT'S A MESS

Samisk is one of the oldest languages in europe

I speak nordvestlandsk

Trødersk? Mener du ikke trøndersk*

in my dialect the sentence structure may vary just a little like i say "Ka du jør?" (hva du gjør?/ what you do?) while in most dialects you would say "hva gjør du?" (what do you?) while in English that would be "what are you doing"

Norge är helt klart mer dialektuppdelat än vad Sverige är. Geografin har inbjudit till detta.

Bergensk does NOT extend outside Bergen, what so ever. In the area surrounding Bergen there's another dialct that dominates. It's called strilamål. the borders of the "strilaland" stretches out over the area where one could row to Bergen in one day.

Having inntrøndsk and Uttrøndsk as two seperate groups but the entirety of Hordaland and Rogaland in dialect group isn't exactly correct...

I'll let you know. I'm from an island north of Bergen, and I respect all dialects except for Oslo-dialect and Bergen-dialect. If you ask me, those are completely "onion" (kind of a "negative adjective"-ish)

I don't hate Nynorsk in any way. Even though i grew up in Austlandet where we're taught Bokmål, What i don't like about "modern" Nynorsk neccecarily is how similar it has become to Bokmål. Modern Nynorsk looks nothing like the original Landsmål as published by Ivar Aasen, Landsmål was so different from Riksmål that you would think they represented different languages. Today the closest you'll get to "learning" the original Landsmål is through Høgnorsk. I've read texts & dictionaries in Høgnorsk and i can tell you, that that's how Nynorsk should've been to this day in my opinion.

Personally I don't have any Nynorsk relatives.

The Saami languages are not based on Finnish. Finnish is related to them like German is to Norwegian.